Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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ULPT: If you want/need to go to the ER just pretend you’re homeless, leave any and all identification at home, and act like you don’t know any personally identifiable information about yourself. You c (self.unethicallifeprotips)

submitted 2 years ago by dystop to c/unethicallifeprotips

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Helps if you show up in worn out clothing and act like a child upon arrival.

(Meant for people in the US, of course)

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[–] dexchemist 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You will get bonus dementia medicine as well

[–] dystop 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

and then you can sell those for more money. score!

[–] linearchaos 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Now THAT'S putting the U in LPT!

[–] dystop 4 points 2 years ago

gotta get in the spirit of the community!

[–] pdxfed 1 points 1 year ago

Unethical insurance companies hate this one trick...sinking to their abysmal level.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you want to have more engagement on your Lemmy post, cut off the last sentence in the title to bait people into making jokes about it.

[–] dystop 1 points 2 years ago

you got me!