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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What get called in professional environments.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Movie title and quality of two cultures

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Had Dysentery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Init is program computer start that start computer. Computer use Lemmy to start init. Now init start Lemmy too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Look and see

[–] Caesium 2 points 2 years ago

periodic table.

[–] LemmyRefugee 2 points 2 years ago

Lemmy user needed refuge from other forum

[–] orangeNgreen 2 points 2 years ago

Miami Hurricane’s colors include green, also orange. OrangeNgreen likes University of Miami stuff.

[–] kuneho 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my fursona is a rabbit and kuneho means rabbit in some languages

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Switched World of Warcraft server. Someone have name. Add silent h. It stuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

where I live + self-identifier

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Vagina. Vagina good. Like vagina.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Between liking cats, favoring the colors purple and blue, and enjoying humor based on twisted logic, choosing "Cheshire Cat" as namesake seemed obvious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Guybrush was already taken.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Random name generator in an mmo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Either programming or working on electronics projects or procrastinating on Matrix, Reddit, HN, or Lemmy. Being on Lemmy implies procrastinating on all those things, therefore "nothacking". (Seems to be internet unique too, but not sure due to abundance of people using #nothacking in hashtags)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is final iteration of long chain of names. Starts with "Metaqione," a slightly off English phonetic spelling of Italian word for "jester," pronounced as if name were Spanish. Name often shortened to "Meta," which was cool, and then Meta used name as branding for all creations. Then, big corporation decides to change name. And then Meta was pissed, decided that "Metaqione" was too hard to pronounce correctly anyway, and therefore changed name.

"Metaqione" became "Mesaqoraz," a new iteration and chapter. New name had something related to universe and metaphysics, but then Mesaqoraz no remember now. Name "Mesaqoraz" was actually very short-lived, and was not attractive to Mesaqoraz because name was too complicated and hard to remember, which resulted in truncated name "Mesa," but "Mesa" was too common and is real word in many languages, and initials of Mesa's real name were promptly added to front, creating "Delmesa." Because Lemmy new and small, and programming.dev even smaller, "Mesa" was available, which is nickname for Delmesa.

[–] Stormdaddy 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must blow. I make this land exist. I carry seeds; I birth...

I am StormFather's kinky side...SormDaddy

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[–] TravelRat 2 points 2 years ago

Drunk night forgetting that it's called car puppy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Was watching youtube video called idiots of garry's mod. Gman silently sit on bench and camera zoom in. Gman suddenly shout "pickle surprise!" and flail around. Young pickelsurprise think was funny. Spell pickle wrong on purpose because stupid. No change username for like 16 years.

Later find out meme is from other older weird video, but saw here first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Random Word Generator

[–] scorpious 2 points 2 years ago

Astrology + irony

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Inspired by my dog who really, really loves squirrels

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[–] DTFpanda 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Was reddit username. No clue why. Was 21, am 32 now. Forget long time.

[–] WorldWideLem 2 points 2 years ago

Joining lemmy.world. Internet is world wide web. Become WorldWideLem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Airplane vvvvrrreeeewwwwweeee BOOM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Monster Girls and Medieval Fantasy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Indonesian national food name

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

High school theater tech friends made imaginary group extremely inspired by X-Men.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hungryphrog was sitting on hungryphrog's chair. Hungryphrog decided to make Lemmy account before breakfast. Hungryphrog was hungry and likes frogs, so hungryphrog named Lemmy account "hungry" and "frog" spelled in funny way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

God mode...

[–] Dinodicchellathicc 2 points 2 years ago

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person's age.

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