pickelsurprise

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I dunno how required it is, but I still make sure to do it.

Also I love it when I check in on my computer and it tells me I've successfully checked in, but then at the airport when I try to pull up my boarding pass on the app it acts like I haven't checked in and makes me do it again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"AAAAHHH! FUCK!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I forget how old I was, but at some point as a kid I had this really big marble, and as dumb kids sometimes do, I kept sticking it in my mouth for no reason. Eventually I accidentally half-swallowed it and it was big enough to completely block my throat. I couldn't breathe or make a sound, and I don't think anyone else was even home at the time anyway. I legit thought I was gonna die, as much as I could process that as a kid, but I somehow managed to cough the marble up after a few seconds. I distinctly remember thinking to myself "okay don't do that again," and then absently sticking the marble back in mouth a minute later anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Was watching youtube video called idiots of garry's mod. Gman silently sit on bench and camera zoom in. Gman suddenly shout "pickle surprise!" and flail around. Young pickelsurprise think was funny. Spell pickle wrong on purpose because stupid. No change username for like 16 years.

Later find out meme is from other older weird video, but saw here first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well you can't just tell us that and not show us literally all of the rest of them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Yeah no we're not turning this real-ass goddamn murder hobo into a meme format.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that whatserface from Reincarnated as a Bookworm?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Plata o plomo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yknow it's really on me for not predicting that "guy who makes videos about medieval weapons and history" would also have a side channel where he destroys woke leftist movies. My fault.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah. I don't necessarily even want to retire right now, it's more that hanging axe feeling that I'm never going to be able to, between decreasing purchasing power and increasing age requirements for retirement benefits. Makes it hard to get motivated to work knowing I'm going to have to keep doing it until I'm in my grave.

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