"You've called Sevil Natas, home of mirrored text, how may I serve you today?"
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To say goodbye: Too-dah-loo buck-a-roo, I'll see you in a few.
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This is how my friend answers suspicious scam calls: "Hi I would like to borrow 2 million dollars" and then hang up
Try this one next:
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I go with a mildly sharp, marginally rude...
"Whatcha want?"
Hey, might not be the funny line you're looking for, but it seems to sort out legit calls vs. scammers pretty quick haha!
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When my dad worked for the Electricity board he had a phone with two different ring tones, one for internal, another for external. He'd answer internal calls "Gas board!"