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[–] AdamEatsAss 15 points 1 year ago

What about that dude who made a programming langue that is completely written in folders

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

We need piped bot here.

[–] Crackhappy 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bahaha that took a turn at the end.

[–] davetapley 5 points 1 year ago
[–] FruitfullyYours 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I felt kinda bad about how all my private repos prevent me from flexing. But then he got to the last one and let me say - as a part-time farmer coder who just picked a ripe plum off my tree, I'm better than y'all

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mowed my lawn today. Does that have flex potential?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I took a nap at 12:30 PM SHARP until my meeting at 1:30PM. Flexing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Another way to flex is to go on "programming" discord servers and shit on any sami-controversial take a 13y/o has there. /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I used to flex on other programmers by telling them I code in D. Nowadays they tell me to try Rust instead. (D is still better IMO, especially with no const by default, which isn't always convenient, especially for stuff negatively benefiting from functional programming.)