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How programmers flex on each other (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 year ago by davetapley to c/[email protected]

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[–] FruitfullyYours 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I felt kinda bad about how all my private repos prevent me from flexing. But then he got to the last one and let me say - as a part-time farmer coder who just picked a ripe plum off my tree, I'm better than y'all

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mowed my lawn today. Does that have flex potential?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I took a nap at 12:30 PM SHARP until my meeting at 1:30PM. Flexing.