this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2023
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Malicious Compliance

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People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. For now, this includes text posts, images, videos and links. Please ensure that the “malicious compliance” aspect is apparent - if you’re making a text post, be sure to explain this part; if it’s an image/video/link, use the “Body” field to elaborate.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Covering sucks. Nursing is hot before you have to put a sweaty blanket on, babies want to make eye contact while they're nursing because it's about connection and not just nourishment and in my experience, once they're old enough to grab the cover, they'll just throw it off their face and expose your titty anyway.

As it turns out, having my tits out publicly didn't lead to complete societal collapse, no matter how much I hoped it would.

[–] dystop 6 points 2 years ago

Not to mention it's another piece of fabric for the baby to get milk, spit and potentially vomit on...

[–] flubba86 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

That baby's face is hilarious. She's like "Yo, where did mum go?".

[–] dystop 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Object permanence takes time for babies to learn haha

[–] UltraMagnus0001 1 points 2 years ago

I still haven't. ADHD

[–] art101 3 points 2 years ago

Mama!!! Peekaboo is between two and two thirty right after this little piggy, please don't mess with my schedule!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The Spanish translation doesn't make sense, seems to be made using the worst automated translator.

[–] dystop 10 points 2 years ago

This is an old picture, so I'm assuming it was made when translations weren't fantastic yet.

[–] samus12345 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Google translate says "If you need mom to feed you please cover thank you"

[–] Hypersapien 4 points 2 years ago

If you're going to use Google Translate, take the text it gives you and feed it back in to see if it translates back into English correctly.

[–] stonesimulator 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Google did some creative rewriting and killed half the joke. It actually says something like: "If you need mom[,] feed yourself you must. Covering! Thank you!"

The original spanglish also has a spelling and grammar mistake: cubieta -> 'cubierta' (fem. part. form of "cubrirse") which doesn't fit at all here.

[–] DaveFuckinMorgan 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Shared by Hispanic people regularly on jajaja.com

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Im laughing my spanish ass off at the translation.

[–] zombuey 9 points 2 years ago

Who are these people who simultaneously care about titties and also want to see less of them?

[–] psycho_driver 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We have that same blanket.

[–] LizardKing15 3 points 2 years ago

My wife has the same titties

[–] dystop 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you use it the same way as in the pic? :D

[–] psycho_driver 1 points 2 years ago

No mine does not live as happy a life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I love every part of this except the sign.

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