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I'm so proud :D (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Tippon to c/dadjokes

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I was pottering around in the kitchen today, kind of distracted, doing Dad things* when my seven year old taps me and says 'Dad, is the fridge running?' Confused, I said yes, of course it is.

The little sod says 'Well you'd better go and catch it then' and gives me the look. Amazing :D

*you know, poking things to see if they still work, so that my wife doesn't give me a real job to do...

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[–] lando55 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you never give his nose back

[–] Screwthehole 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My kid retaliates by taking my nose and swallowing it. Then laughs and says " no more nose!"

[–] Knasen 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, they grow up so fast. I am starting to have a similar relationship with my son, I love it. Bad jokes all around.