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[–] phaeton83 103 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It's bad enough on reddit.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chances are this was done before it reached lemmy, because other platforms (notably Facebook) will give you trouble otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We should still point it out to not give other users the idea that it would be required.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Will no one think of the aDVerTiSeRS?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This right here is what echoes through my brain through decades of advertisers becoming 'the backbone of the internet'.

Like really, take a step back. Whose platform are you co-opting?!

Internet existed before advertisers (on the internet). Period. Hard stop.

I will even edit it a Furthermore! here. Diatribe style!

The people making the posts and comments are the platform. The platform has shown it is mutable, and goes where it thrives best. It has always been this way since the dawn of dialup. 🤜

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It's even more annoying because it's done in such a half-assed manner.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm so glad that a and e got censored. I was about to be soooo offended.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got offended by the censor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] mypasswordis1234 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] totallynotarobot 8 points 2 years ago

Yakkity, ideally

[–] o0joshua0o 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It must be nice to not have to care about lasting too much/too little time.

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[–] Drop_All_Users 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The thing people miss is that Woogie was trying to sabotage the night for him.

[–] atticus88th 2 points 2 years ago

Did anyone else feel like the name Woogie is kind of racist but when it came out of Keith Davids mouth you realized it must not be?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Watching that movie after it was revealed that Brett Favre was kind of a scumbag is even funnier.

[–] veroxii 4 points 2 years ago

Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?

[–] Hnazant 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not right before, but helps to do regular to not be a 1 minute man.

[–] ChapolinColoradoNZ 8 points 2 years ago

Can relate. I guess every guy had that issue at a young age when you got blue balls and just looking forward that date when you'll get to release it, just to be touched once and have to step out to clean yourself. You'll NEVER make the same mistake again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (11 children)

I last too long for most normally. I've even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm in antidepressants!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Only because my GF won't get me off first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pro tip: don't pee before sex to last longer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

For me is the opposite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is this true? Does this work?

[–] atticus88th 19 points 2 years ago

Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.

[–] RagingRobot 16 points 2 years ago

Yes but you want to time it right