Melbourne

I love when you meet a masseuse who take it personally and see you as their personal project. Like a mother who eyes your dirty kitchen, roll up their sleeves, and make it their mission to right the wrongs. They just get to work, they don't nag about how you've hunched your shoulders too much and get your muscles all tense, they just tell you through the pain they inflict on you as if saying "you see this? rrright there? yeahhhh" and you're thinking to yourself "will I make it outta here? is this where I die?"

God, I am feeling... dead. I wish to take today off but I also want a long weekend, so I'll just have to grin it and bare it until Friday.

I can hear a singer playing an acoustic version of Faith by George Michael. Such a lovely evening 💜

Fog pretty Image of foggy Southbank over yarra

I wish I could knit and play Baldur's Gate at the same time...

Edit: I feel like I could. It'd just be during cut scenes and combat. But sometimes they're so quick I won't be able to do the knitting.

Since I've gone down a size or two I'm getting rid of the too big clothes and last of the stuff I don't wear anymore. 👍 two bags of stuff for the op shop

Been super aroused lately, smashing blocks of chocolate. Fuck me I'm a pig rn. 🤢

You know what chatGPT is good for...? Coming up with inane responses for a PDP.

I really hate that when I try to study, I fall asleep. Holy shit, so inconvenient. Any suggestions for how to ease it?

Anyone here have recommendations for a good yoga youtube channel for a beginner with very low flexibility, dodgy knees and a lot of fat?

I know this has been discussed in the Daily thread previously but I forgot to save it.

So we've switched over to a better Internet provider than Optus. But for some reason some websites work and some don't. Like YouTube is fine, but Mastodon just doesn't want to work. Twitter kind of works, but like other streaming services don't work. It's very weird. I'm getting better downloads and uploads than I have previously, but this is so weird

4 degrees? What do? Why? I'm not built for this climate 😦

@[email protected] can you please ask the Lemmy people about the 300 comments spinny thing repeated comments and collapsed comments bug problem we have. @[email protected] has the link down below.

I'm making bread from scratch. I'm scared and excited all at the same time.

I LEFT PRAWNS ON THE BENCH TO DEFROST BEFORE I LEFT HOME 🫠

Japchae for dins tonight.

Have all the bits including mushrooms.

Been following a different one normally but tonight giving nagi's recent one a go. Seems legit.

Laying on the couch, wearing nothing but my oodie is such a pleasurable and decadent experience, it should be illegal.

sigh bliss 😘