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Baldur's Gate 3

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That line hits a lot differently when it's being said by Jesus Christ wearing a suit of armor.

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[–] Diprount_Tomato 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he is supposed to be Jesus why isn't he blonde?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus was block, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying to you about 9/11.

[–] Diprount_Tomato 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice argument. Unfortunately, I'm inside your walls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hits wall with a sledgehammer

about 5 million centipedes pour out

"Oh, so that's what they meant"

[–] Diprount_Tomato 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, I am a shapeshifting skinwalker. How did you know?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s that even from because I’ve heard it in a PeelingFlesh album and nowhere else

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The Boondocks animated cartoon, season 1 episode 1. https://youtu.be/uwOq8zB-ido

[–] shadowspirit 8 points 1 year ago

You've inspired me.

[–] ProvableGecko 7 points 1 year ago

Historically accurate Jesus no less

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Laffytaffer 2 points 1 year ago

I specifically chose a shredded body type cos it was funnier lmao

[–] teydam 4 points 1 year ago

Lol my guardian looks similar, more half elf and hair is different colors slightly at the part. Good stuff.

[–] DaughterOfMars 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is going to make the beginning of act 3 really awkward

[–] Laffytaffer 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just about to finish act 1 so I cannot wait to find out what you mean by this

[–] DaughterOfMars 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Let's just say the King of the Jews will soon be known as The Emperor.

[–] Laffytaffer 2 points 1 year ago

Just got to act 3, this was the perfect comment to set my expectations.

[–] Laffytaffer 1 points 1 year ago

Unsurprising considering that armor, I'm sure I'm going to be sobbing from laughter.

[–] Crow 1 points 1 year ago

I’m the only one who made my guardian an E-thot?