I'll save them some time: Nessie doesn't exist.
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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Shhhh our tourism industry depends on Nessie hunting and haggis hunting.
The key is to figure out which of the three legs is shortest in the herd you’re stalking. That’ll tell you which way round the hill they’ll be going.
Yeah, she died of old age
F in the chat for Nessie.
Just get McToot to blow on his bagpipes; the Nessies are attracted to the notes as they go floating across the waves
Wait, was his name McToot? I always thought it was McDougal.
Just looked it up, his first name's unknown (edit: oh I misread, thought you said just Dougal)
(Also it's apparently spelt MacTout, whoops)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family-Ness
I always remembered the song starting "McDougal's on his bagpipes..." All this time his name was MacTout? How did I never catch that? XD
Nessie hahaha stupid humans you will never find me
Oh no.... not.... CasualUK, now I got the big sad.