this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What are you doing, steprod?

Relax it’s just the tip.

Oh. Ok.

starts inserting

Wait, is that a graphite tip? I’m gonna-

πŸ’₯

[–] Chickenstalker 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not doing anything for me. I'm more into alternative energy stuff. Maybe they're less energy but it sustains me longer.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey guys, we've got a windmill fucker here.

[–] Moonguide 19 points 2 years ago

Hey that term is derisive. They prefer the name "quijote".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

"Shine on me, sun daddy!", She screamed, her silicon and gadolinium atomic micro crystals oscillating higher and higher towards peaks of ecstasy as he blasted his ultraviolet photons all over her stiff glass sheeting...

[–] artifice 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That was heavy, I need some water now

[–] MarkTheBob 8 points 2 years ago

I’ll have some H2O too

[–] NOT_RICK 6 points 2 years ago

Control rod senpai, what are you doing?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 2 points 2 years ago

I'm not Gray, just nuke Curie-ous.