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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] the_riviera_kid 3 points 14 hours ago

Exactly why I wont buy any vehicle with any sort of network connection outside of the CANbus.

[–] normalexit 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

I sometimes wonder if my current car will be my last new car. My car has some tracking that I can supposedly disable, so I understand the appeal of classic cars more. I might have to pick up a mint condition early 2000s car for my midlife crisis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I got a Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear from 1995 for my crisis. Its a cool vehicle tho.

[–] itsathursday 4 points 18 hours ago

I see an MX5 and track days in your future.

[–] ef9357 10 points 20 hours ago

Yet another car I’ll never buy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Oh, I would definitely hit that call button. Then proceed to ask a bunch of stupid questions and wast as much time as possible.

[–] MintyFresh 6 points 19 hours ago

Bold of you to assume dodge can't afford the 15¢ an hour they pay to some poor soul in bangledesh.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (8 children)

First question: What the hell is this?

Second question: What the hell is wrong with you people?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

"engagement numbers are up!"

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I chose the right decade to give up driving.

[–] Valmond 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I chose the right decade to get a car without any options whatsoever

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

My 2007 just clicked over to 271K miles and I'm going to keep it running as long as possible. It has all normal bells and whistles of a limited version, but was built before all this madness began. It's a CAR.

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[–] cosmicrookie 11 points 22 hours ago

Just make a list of advertisers who actually advertise in these, and actively avoid & shame them. It is fair that they try new things out, but the problem is, when the consumers accept them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Well, that's truly horrible, but at least it can distract you from the fact you are in a car like that for some reason. Unless it's an ad for the a newer model.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Excited to see what cool things people can do with a jailbroken car.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

They picked some good frogs to test this on

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

And so it begins.

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