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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] SlopppyEngineer 202 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Why? Well, probably because Dodge badly needs the money. The brand’s U.S. sales plummeted 29% in 2024

This'll help sales, I'm sure.

[–] madcaesar 50 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Should we make better cars that don't have the interior of 2002? No. Better add ads!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The american dream right here.

It's why american cars suck. Nobody buys dodge overseas.

You have to be stupid enough to buy something just to support your ruling class in order to buy american cars.

[–] ByteJunk 9 points 12 hours ago

I saw my first one the other day (outside of America).

The guy clearly is an American living here. It's hard to put into words just how out of place it all looked, it's like you picked up a palm tree, cocunuts and all, and plopped it down in the middle of Antarctica.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 20 hours ago

Stellantis looking at all that blank ad space on your infotainment console: "It's free real estate!"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Capitalism is an ouroborus

[–] drzoidberg 2 points 10 hours ago

They're solid vehicles. My 08 caliber died last year with nearly 300k miles. Their interiors are just so old looking. I had an 97 Contour that doesn't look much different than their current interiors.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

If someone develops an aftermarket fix to make the ads go away, now that might be a product/sertvice people will want to pay for. Look at Dodge - creating new job sectors!

[–] Jarix 4 points 10 hours ago

Until it becomes illegal

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[–] Guns0rWeD13 9 points 12 hours ago

nobody deserves it more than dodge charger owners

[–] PeteWheeler 10 points 13 hours ago

I never thought I would say this, but thank god there are a bunch of car hobbiest in my area.

If this type of invasive shit becomes mainstream, I at least know that the auto community around me will be able to fix anything that gets put into my travel device.

[–] werefreeatlast 25 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

Stuck in traffic......introducing, the all new 2025 elantra! Hyundai has done it again! We all known it sounds like sentra but they keep making new elantras every year! Now just 54,978.73 with a 56% Apr amortized weekly!

Papa pa pa paaaa! I'm loving it!

New on the McDonalds menu!

Thanks for listening to 100.7! Your friends Krissy and tushy.

Avocados from Mexico!... Now just $4.50 extra on every taco!

Donate to Snt Vincent's cousin Alfredo Medo. Every year thousands go hungry without a proper apply wristwatch...

At Von's club we're family!

You've arrived! Welcome home! Don't forget the two dildoes on your Amazon cart! The pink one is Christina's favorite. Antonio loves the blue one because its gir....door slams!

Hatchback opens.....when you open up a new Coke check under the cap to win a trip to Eldorado! ...hatchback slams!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

What's sad is a significant amount of people have simply been conditioned to accept that level of noise in their lives.

If things are quieter and they aren't getting products shoved in their faces 24/7, they become visibly uncomfortable.

[–] werefreeatlast 2 points 8 hours ago

Lol seriously! When we had our first kid and moved to a new place we didn't unpack the TV at all and that made things inside the house quiet. Like weird quiet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago

The quiet means you have to deal with your own thoughts and theyre certainly not going to do that!

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[–] Superheavy 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Mmmm, delicious unbridled capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Why's it taste like Red 40 and a non-zero amount of rat hair?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Probably for bail bondsmen

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff 11 points 13 hours ago

Tfw your car is trying to reach you about its own extended warranty

[–] Bellingdog 105 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Hey so I'm getting this thing on my new Charger, I think it's a check engine light?

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 19 hours ago (19 children)

Any minute now one of those brave-browser idiots will be along to tell us all how great ads are because they can make us aware of products that we had not yet discovered or remind us of products we didn't know were near by.

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[–] TrickDacy 22 points 16 hours ago

The worst asshat psycho drivers in my city tend to drive those things. Good schadenfreude comes from learning this news

[–] theparadox 49 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This literally happened to Jeeps a month ago.

“It should also be noted that ads are part of your contractual agreement with SiriusXM, but we are working on the frequency,” replied a Jeep Cares representative. “Thank you for your patience.”

A Stellantis spokesperson told Fortune in a statement that “a temporary software glitch affected the ability to instantly opt out in a few isolated cases, though instant opt-out is the standard for all our in-vehicle messages. Our team had already identified and corrected the error, and we are following up directly with the customer to ensure the matter is fully resolved.”

Fool me once, Stellantis...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago

Companies sure so have a lot of "glitches" and "technical difficulties" when they're introducing controversial features that forces it on a group of people, only to be nearly immediately removed with all kinds of excuses..... And then the feature is forced for everyone within a few months.

Almost like it's NOT unintentional, they're NOT experiencing technical difficulties, and they're actually just testing the waters before diving in, with neatly 0 intent to pull back unless the consumers put upenoigh of a fuss the company execs get scared.

[–] the_riviera_kid 2 points 10 hours ago

Exactly why I wont buy any vehicle with any sort of network connection outside of the CANbus.

[–] normalexit 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

I sometimes wonder if my current car will be my last new car. My car has some tracking that I can supposedly disable, so I understand the appeal of classic cars more. I might have to pick up a mint condition early 2000s car for my midlife crisis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I got a Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear from 1995 for my crisis. Its a cool vehicle tho.

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[–] ef9357 10 points 15 hours ago

Yet another car I’ll never buy.

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