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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Of course the actual figures for God must be expected to be much higher, since the source is known to be biased in His favour

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What about the Great Flood? That must've killed hundreds of millions.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Literal reading of Bible puts Great Flood at 2348 BCE, total population of Earth at this time is roughly estimated to be between 20 to 40 million.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Not as much as atheists like evil zedong!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, that's still quite the body count.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God's k/d ratio through the years has been insane

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

However since unlike god, Satan didn't die (from what we know), Satan has a k/d ratio of infinity. Another W for big S

[–] Zehzin 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I read somewhere that at a 1.5% per year average population growth, by the time of the flood happens in the story there would be like over half a billion people alive. I haven't checked the math or the facts.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In a bet with god over if Job is only following god because his life is great. Satan asks for god's permission, then kills Job's family.

[–] RivenRise 11 points 1 year ago

So really it was gods fault

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Better than John Wick.

[–] TheGiantKorean 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He was spawn camping during war in heaven

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom 9 points 1 year ago

It's a legitimate strategy!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Retirement going great, just chilling out, taking vacations, having fun with the grandkids...

God teleports behind you

[–] oryx 8 points 1 year ago

Hail Satan!

[–] marche_ck 6 points 1 year ago

Call me revisionist, but I believe God just Isekaied them, it's not murder! 👍