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Of course the actual figures for God must be expected to be much higher, since the source is known to be biased in His favour
What about the Great Flood? That must've killed hundreds of millions.
Literal reading of Bible puts Great Flood at 2348 BCE, total population of Earth at this time is roughly estimated to be between 20 to 40 million.
Not as much as atheists like evil zedong!
Well, that's still quite the body count.
God's k/d ratio through the years has been insane
However since unlike god, Satan didn't die (from what we know), Satan has a k/d ratio of infinity. Another W for big S
I read somewhere that at a 1.5% per year average population growth, by the time of the flood happens in the story there would be like over half a billion people alive. I haven't checked the math or the facts.
Satan killed people?
In a bet with god over if Job is only following god because his life is great. Satan asks for god's permission, then kills Job's family.
So really it was gods fault
Better than John Wick.
Wow was God camping?
He was spawn camping during war in heaven
It's a legitimate strategy!
Retirement going great, just chilling out, taking vacations, having fun with the grandkids...
God teleports behind you
Hail Satan!
Call me revisionist, but I believe God just Isekaied them, it's not murder! 👍