this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I won't tell anyone I won a scratch off, but there will be signs.

[–] Ironfacebuster 3 points 1 day ago

And the signs may or may not compose of small nail marks and chewed wires everywhere I walk

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Fresh pair of squeakers

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

It's a vibe, and goddamnit...I'm fuckin here for it!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

In fact, I’d rather people dress like this than in suits and shit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Note: those appear to be actual pants, and not just pajama bottoms. This is real dedication to the bit.

[–] Num10ck 7 points 1 day ago

nobody gonna pick these pockets

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Ugh, I hate formal wear. We get it, you own 'fancy' clothes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I would stay far away from that person.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

How did you find me?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

He's got rubba' rats on his toes and this is how it goes, 1-2-oh my god!

[–] errer 3 points 1 day ago

You have underestimated their power. A mistake you will not be making twice.