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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] andrewth09 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of all things, an AI generated photo of a golden statue was a bridge too far for this person. That was where they drew the line in the sand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It's not even the first Golden Calf of Trump either. There was a real one at CPAC a few years ago.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2021/03/05/real-message-behind-that-golden-trump-statue/

[–] BetaBlake 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reading this nonsense is the ramblings of a crazy person, it's all so goddamn stupid.

And how Trump has EVER given you the impression that he is a "godly man" is just baffling

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You get the distinct feeling that they don’t actually know how to read (and comprehend). Everything the know came from a preacher and religious TV. So fucked.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well....he slept with a porn star the one time. And probably a fair few prostitutes, so that's kinda like the Jesus and Mary thing right? #readthebibleonceanddontrememberfuckall #notagreatangryatheist

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

He was in a Playboy softcore video, handing the bunnies champagne before they got into a limo.

Exactly as Jesus would have done.

[–] Pilferjinx 12 points 1 day ago

There's video of him saying he's not a Christian in the same speech he claims there's going to be no more elections.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s improbable but these people are capable of actually thinking at least once in their lives. That’s a miracle!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Perhaps twice if they happen to function like a broken clock!

[–] captainlezbian 19 points 2 days ago

Christians following devout mammonites while thinking them Christians certainly is a thing

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Religious people being deranged lunatics, color me surprised :o

[–] ladicius 8 points 2 days ago

He doesn't care for your teachings. He only cares for himself.

[–] dustyData 4 points 1 day ago

Mammon in Spanish sounds like "sucker".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

The page is just one "Trump" occurrence short of being digestible text for him.