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Linux is not magic. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by BeatTakeshi to c/dadjokes
 

It's sudo science.

Credit: I read it in the latest itsfoss newsletter.
Animation: https://stonestoryrpg.com

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's a kernel of truth to that statement.

[–] radix 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ChrisMcMillan 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stop making such a foss about it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Keep going! But first let me grep some popcorn

[–] badbytes 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sudo you have to keep making puns?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, it's starting to get awk

[–] BeatTakeshi 5 points 2 days ago

Oh shutup -h now

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah he speaks like an old docker lost in the port

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These images are from a mobile game. You should cite the author.

[–] deus 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's called Stone Story RPG and it's on Steam as well.

[–] BeatTakeshi 4 points 2 days ago

Done, thanks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Brilliant. I'm gonna steal it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm gonna ~~steal~~ fork it.

[–] BeatTakeshi 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind 6 points 2 days ago

2 le-git? 2 le-git to quit?

Yes I'm old.....

HAMMER TIME!!!!

scuttles off dancing like a crab having a seizure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

There has to be code for this somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Oh my. 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤣 💜

[–] dual_sport_dork 4 points 2 days ago

I see that mages #1 and #2 have been playing Fester's Quest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It might as well be, for how little I understand it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The first and the third guy are making two different kinds of fireworks. I prefer the 1st one, but variety is the spice of life. So there's absolutely merrit in the 3rd one.

That second one though......it just disappears with no firework. What's he even DOING with his life??? I bet his father is rightfully ashamed of him wasting his talent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Wavy-swirly is the best one.