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[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

why is andrew tate even relevant, i dont know who he is aside from he hates women

[–] Lost_My_Mind 4 points 22 hours ago

I never figured out why Paris Hilton's sex tape was relevant at the time. Before the sex tape she wasn't a public figure, or a celebrity. She was just daughter to the Hilton hotels founder. So why would anyone treat THIS sex tape like the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape? Pam and Tommy were both celebrities BEFORE the tape was leaked. But Paris? Nobody knew who she was.

Or the same thing with the Kardashians. Nobody knew them before the sex tape. I still don't know why people would care about them.

I guess what I'm asking here, is did tate ever have a sex tape leaked where some guy came all over his face while he was sucking it off? Apperently if you leak that sex tape, even talentless hacks can become celebrities.

Although......fair play to Paris. She's actually quite smart and doesn't deserve to be labeled in the same camp as tate.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 22 hours ago

I guess Ron is mostly upset that they aren't related to their victims.

[–] xc2215x 1 points 21 hours ago

Credit to Ron.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

He’s American? I’d assumed, as someone with zero interest in his details, he was Romanian and would simply stay locked in one of their prisons. Do we have to take him? What if we don’t want him either?

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[–] Valmond 0 points 20 hours ago

As crazy as the USA is and has sort of always been, I wonder when bounty hunters will start to track people like this over there.

We had lots of terrorist groups here in Europe that fought against politics and stuff, seems like they just pops up when times are bad.

[–] Bloomcole -1 points 21 hours ago

What? They sure went to the right country.
They belong there

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