Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by spicytuna62 to c/dadjokes

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It was a pane staking effort.

I'm okay with the broken window, though. I have backups since I stole all my neighbor's windows.

Which was also a panes taking effort.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We all saw right through this joke.

[–] BeatTakeshi 3 points 3 days ago

Crystal clear

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I find it pretty translucent this joke went on too long. Double-dipping the punchline is a bit dorma.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Smashing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I should have seen that one coming from a mile away.

Especially with the breakneck speed of that pun

[–] SidewaysHighways 4 points 5 days ago

welcome to Linux. you can give your neighbor his spyware back