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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

Where Pūteketeke?

  • Gives piggyback rides
  • Good co-parent
  • Bulemia
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I've read kiwis are forest floor bullies, isn't that true?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Well, I can only be Kakapo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.

[–] latenightnoir 5 points 8 hours ago

Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the "mostly foliage" part and knew I'd found the match.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

Kea:

  • Actually a genius
  • Will fuck with your shit
  • Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife

Kereru:

  • Big, bold and loud
  • If I don't like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
  • Why is this branch touching the ground
[–] Mr_Fish 36 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they're just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That's basically a kea.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 13 hours ago

I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago

thinks he's a Kea

actually a Kākāpō

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'd love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn't, but I feel like it would be cool

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

It could turn into an interesting meeting for sure!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT

[–] BleakBluets 8 points 12 hours ago

Just according to kakapo. I mean kereru. I mean keikaku.

(Translator's note: keikaku means plan)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I'm basically a cat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

just excited to be here

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