Same here, I don't even drink coffee.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON'T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!!
....now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.
My butt especially.
What about my butt?
This isn't going to turn into an everything bagel type situation, is it?
In German it's called a couch table. It's a much better name for it.
These tables existed long before we were drinking coffee in Europe and America. What did we call them then? Low tables? End tables? Baby tables??
Occasional tables.
I would love to have a coffee table made of wood from a coffee tree.
The real shower thoughts in the comments.
My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.
I guess every table in my house is a coffee table
Idk. Maybe change that?
Could a tiger change his stripes! Could a fish live on land! I am but a man. I stand up straight and do as I'm told but could I really abandon who, or what, it is I was born to be. No, I can not be more. I cant move the stars in the sky. For if it only that simple.. if only I could change everything I believe. Nay, I need to believe.
maybe he prefers tea
That's just downright disrespectful to the table. Do you respect wood?
I was skeptical at first but your story checks out.
BE the change that you would like to see in the world... 🫠