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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 1 day ago

Same here, I don't even drink coffee.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON'T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!!

....now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This isn't going to turn into an everything bagel type situation, is it?

[–] gofsckyourself 6 points 1 day ago

In German it's called a couch table. It's a much better name for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These tables existed long before we were drinking coffee in Europe and America. What did we call them then? Low tables? End tables? Baby tables??

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 1 day ago

Occasional tables.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I usually just poor coffee all over my table

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would love to have a coffee table made of wood from a coffee tree.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 4 points 2 days ago

The real shower thoughts in the comments.

[–] MimicJar 9 points 2 days ago

My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.

[–] jewbacca117 11 points 2 days ago

I guess every table in my house is a coffee table

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Could a tiger change his stripes! Could a fish live on land! I am but a man. I stand up straight and do as I'm told but could I really abandon who, or what, it is I was born to be. No, I can not be more. I cant move the stars in the sky. For if it only that simple.. if only I could change everything I believe. Nay, I need to believe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's just downright disrespectful to the table. Do you respect wood?

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I was skeptical at first but your story checks out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

BE the change that you would like to see in the world... 🫠