this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
1 points (100.0% liked)

Shitty Ask Lemmy

90 readers
4 users here now

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Examples [belly flop, dive, back flop etc)

Cannonball for me

top 4 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

after checking for corpses, I would dip in a toe so that I had technically been in the Ganges River, and then try to step backwards. slowly, avoiding the ubiquitous piles of human waste.

[–] cheese_greater 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Doesnt count, you're getting the immersion experience. Gotta jump in somehow, you cannot defy your destiny in this hypothetical.

Also no checking for corpses, no lateral inferences lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

then I'm walking in on my hands.

[–] cheese_greater 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As you 👏eesh 🧞 👏