Let's fix American and Healthcare and education and infrastructure. No, F that. Hire an armed guard for your uber instead. This is about the most American thing ever, and it's absolutely pathetically sad.
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No, it's an armed motorcade, not just a goon for somebody else's Corolla.
And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land...
God bless the USA
Applies as an armed guard.
Gets assigned to a CEO.
Now has a reason to be right next to a CEO with a weapon.
What could go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong
Ask the people who have been viciously beaten by security for wanting to say hi to their favorite celebrity.
Right, they needed their own to even the odds
Daammn some poser samurais are going to get zeroed just trying to make a few eddies.
Oh yes, let's give the business elite their own paramilitary! Jesus Christ...