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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Let's fix American and Healthcare and education and infrastructure. No, F that. Hire an armed guard for your uber instead. This is about the most American thing ever, and it's absolutely pathetically sad.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 2 days ago

No, it's an armed motorcade, not just a goon for somebody else's Corolla.

[–] DougHolland 2 points 2 days ago

And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land...

God bless the USA

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Applies as an armed guard.

Gets assigned to a CEO.

Now has a reason to be right next to a CEO with a weapon.

What could go wrong?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What could possibly go wrong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ask the people who have been viciously beaten by security for wanting to say hi to their favorite celebrity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Right, they needed their own to even the odds

[–] Idreamofcheesy 4 points 2 days ago

Daammn some poser samurais are going to get zeroed just trying to make a few eddies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Oh yes, let's give the business elite their own paramilitary! Jesus Christ...