this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2023
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Shirts That Go Hard

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[–] FlyingSquid 27 points 2 years ago

This guy fucks.

Fucks trucks.

[–] thantik 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You know, where I live, you could probably wear that shirt and nobody would bat a single eye. I am not sure anyone here knows how to read any more...what's worse is they probably have something that looks vaguely similar plastered on the back of their Ford F150...

[–] Gingerlegs 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It’s like ‘idiocracy’ was a documentary

[–] thantik 16 points 2 years ago

No no, documentaries come AFTER something. Idiocracy was a prophecy.

[–] SinningStromgald 4 points 2 years ago
[–] fucker 11 points 2 years ago

My uncle could use this shirt

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised to see someone wearing this unironically where I live.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They’ll make a human skin truck baby, human skin truck babyyyyy

https://youtu.be/L8MBUZjJX7Y&t=3m37s

[–] ymmotsetao 3 points 2 years ago

Did you know if you freeze gas it becomes gelatinous?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Them harmonizing the chorus was absolutely hilarious, thanks for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just want to love someone the way this person loves their truck

[–] Snapz 5 points 2 years ago

I just want to ~~love~~ fuck someone the way this person ~~loves~~ fucks their truck

Was close, but missing the essence of the original. Fixed it.

[–] cosmicgo 6 points 2 years ago

this shirt is from cold ones and was in this video

[–] KpntAutismus 5 points 1 year ago

better not have any truck nuts on there, otherwise your truck is trans and you're gay. that's woke.

that sentence hurt to type out.

[–] Thteven 4 points 2 years ago

It's so bad it's good.

[–] TheDoctorDonna 4 points 2 years ago

I just want the Snorlax

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

my muscles involuntarily flex

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Well, I get to bring back this classic.

https://youtu.be/cB2KyWYUhmA

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Finally somebody comes out and admits it.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 2 points 2 years ago

Those are the ones with burned lips because they tried to blow their truck

[–] midori 1 points 1 year ago

How much truck could a truck fucker fuck if a truck fucker could fuck trucks?