The EU’s obsession with opacity isn’t a bug—it’s a feature. When the person steering the bloc’s pandemic response treats her Pfizer backchannels like state secrets, you realize the whole “democratic institution” charade is just code for unaccountable oligarchy with better PR. Those texts aren’t missing; they’re buried under a mountain of legalistic gaslighting because transparency would expose how corporate capture isn’t a conspiracy theory—it’s Tuesday.
Imagine a system where leaders weaponize courts to hide their dealings, then lecture citizens about “trust.” It’s not dystopian fiction—it’s the Eurocrat playbook. The real pandemic is the institutionalized contempt, where public interest bends to Pharma’s profit margins and legal shields replace accountability.
But sure, let’s keep pretending the problem is disinformation from randos on Telegram, not unelected suits rewriting rulebooks over champagne lunches. The arrogance isn’t even subtle anymore—just another day in the empire of paperwork and plausible deniability.