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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And most people don’t know this but Canada gooses were the deciding factor in the 1995 Quebec referendum. They kept this fuckin’ country together.

(Glass shatters) You gotta problem with animal lovers you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

We're marinating geese now?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

And you're, like, 1/8 god, so I wouldn't mess with you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gooses are obnoxiously loud and they shit everywhere. I'm a little surprised we (the US) haven't elected one since those seem to be desirable traits in our president these days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They are immensely entertaining though. I actually love walking through the park in breeding season and seeing them do their honk and dance routine, tirelessly to every person and dog combo which goes by. They could just move off the path and be unmolested. But no, that is not the way of the goose. It is to yell impotently at everything which could kill you easily, and then to become emboldened by their lack of interest.

[–] Nalivai 3 points 3 days ago

To be faaaair, you needs to be a ten-ply hick with a treasure trail to ever have a problem with Canada goose

[–] Hobbes_Dent 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hey bud give yer balls a tug eh. No friggin’ way we talk differnt spacially round dem ayst coast parts ain’t she somtin’ spacial tho boy.

Kidding of course.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Hey buddy. Wees don't talks like dat. Fuckin' goof. Keep it up and I'll jersey ya' wit yer fuckin' bunny hug and lay a good pounding on ya Bud.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

As someone who spent almost equal time on both coasts and in Ontario, my sense of Canadian slang is fucked because so much of it is regional.

Whatcha sayin', b'y? Sherbert headed buddy down the ways trying to fuck aboat*? Some stupid of this goof**. Fuck it, they can keep their 24s, mickeys and 26s outta here. Won't be able to get my JDs - that's a right sin. But she's the best choice.

Don't care what the b'ys on the back of the bus might chirp aboat this, she's alright by me.

*Go to Nova Scotia and honestly tell me you don't meet someone who says about, it almost comes across as aboot, but actually sounds like aboat.

**Also, goof is used in the truest Canadian context here, and based on what we know about buddy and the guy who didn't kill himself probably isn't far off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ya just need ta find a friendly Minnesotan or Wisconsinite or Yooper ta sneak it over the border for ya, dontchaknow?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I'd be happy to bring up a couple'a bottles for ya if ya let me stick around for a while.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

This is a Heritage Moment at this point.

[–] theangryseal 2 points 3 days ago

I enjoyed this. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

There's an 'o' in that 'boy'. 'ee's a phony! Get 'em, b'ys!

[–] Hobbes_Dent 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

lol busted. It felt bad (I was gonna say “bay” though, I’m a teasing westerner) but I didn’t want the edit flag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Lol, all good friend.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate 😡

[–] jewbacca117 7 points 3 days ago

I fucking love that episode

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What does the "Cheap beer rule" part mean, I'm out of the loop it appears.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ontario announced it would stop sales of imported american alcohol, in response to trumps tarrifs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Beer was far from cheap in Nova Scotia, at least when I lived there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I listen to the line in Classified's The Maritimes, "smokes cost $10 a pack (damn)", and think "Damn, that's cheap, what was he complaining about? Thank fuck I don't smoke anymore."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Frick I would kill for some Labatt Blue

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The only time I've drank Blue by choice was during an 80s costume party where I went as the most Canadian early 80s rock guy ever. Jean jacket, Rush t-shirt, mullet, the works.

Fucking loved that costume, but I should of drank 50 instead. Both taste like sadness but 50 is slightly more authentic.

Edit: Was trying to channel this guy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Canadian goose, Canadian beer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I take it you've never tried Blue. Also, it's owned by In-Bev.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Are you not talking about Labatt Blue Canadian pilsner?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think he is and is referring to Labatt Blue being owned by Belgian/ Brazilian / US multinational conglomerate Anheuser-Busch InBev SA/NV, who like most multinational conglomerates are likely a garbage company doing garbage things.

But I honestly don't give a shit what you drink lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dang. Still, it's a cheap beer made in the Canadian style. I think it goes really well with pizza :]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Idk its history, but I imagine it started as a cheap Canadian beer before being bought by AB In-Bev.

I haven't had a drink in over 3 years, but I used to love me some Labatt and Molson!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I am talking about that. It's viewed as a boring old man beer. Not that it's undrinkable, but it's far from a taste sensation.

Judging by the ditches around me it's also the favorite of drunk drivers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like my boring old man beer. Perhaps I'm just a boring old man. But I do not drink and drive!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I am a boring old man too. But if I was thirsty for that style I'd go with OV or Ex personally. Blue is better than Blue Light but I'll pass on both.

I do know a good joke, did you hear Northern Ontario changed their flag to their 2 favorite colours? It's blue and blue light. (feel free to change the location lol)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago