this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2025
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[–] aeronmelon 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“But seriously, you don’t have dental insurance. You’re going to have to sell your house.”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

"Oh, actually you do have dental insurance! Oof... It looks like you're still going to have to sell that house, though."

[–] ralakus 9 points 1 month ago

"And have the courts garnish half of any future income to pay off this operation plus interest."

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha. America. So funny. Am I right.

I learnt so much about that horrible place fr the Breaking Bad documentary. Seeing a teacher have to sell meth jut to pay for cancer treatment. So sad.

I'll give you one more prayer to help y'all. Thst will save little Timmy and his rotten teeth.

[–] TehBamski 18 points 1 month ago

Oh, trust me. A lot of the younger population understands how fucked up the ~~Used to be~~ United, States is.

And trust me, where we're at as a country, we don't need "thoughts and prayers." If they worked at all, they would have prevented so many mass shootings.

[–] felixwhynot 21 points 1 month ago

Insurance companies be like… denied!

[–] FelixCress 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why does it

Have captions

Like that

In the middle

Of the screen?

[–] riodoro1 16 points 1 month ago

Instagram. It needs to move more so that people pay attention. This is what we’ve made from the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Mine has no sound.

[–] BeMoreCareful 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Who needs 'em?

[–] mEEGal 12 points 1 month ago

this belongs in c/ABoringDystopia

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My Mexican dentist isn't this funny, but she's much cheaper.

[–] TehBamski 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure if I dare make a gender payment joke or not., as to why it would be cheaper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My mom's free dental kicks-in in about a month.

#canada