Wait till it Rusts!
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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Nice JavaShip
That's the second boat, the first one is called plus plus sea.
compiler better be good.
also running might be kinda hard.
I'd prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.
I'd prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.
That's what the bucket is for.
I have a feeling nobody else at the yacht club got anywhere close to understanding the joke.
And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can't make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.
Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript..
(He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)
I hope it doesn't Rust
I wouldn't worry about it given that Rust has issues binding to C++.
Their eye doctor's office is called "See Sharp."
Hope there's a sea minus minus somewhere for whomever that was.
and a holy sea
sea-word
That's a good one.