this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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[–] edgemaster72 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe the horse was just mad that the bartender didn't take its order first before launching into a joke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean really, that horse can drink a LOT of beer. Kinda missed out on a good customer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His bank account is in the neigh-gatives, no wonder he got kicked out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I don't think we can bet on saddling him with that. He hoofed it outa there on his own.

[–] stupidcasey 7 points 1 week ago

Shiting the floor and not being able to comprehend English would give me a long face to.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A horse walks into a convenience store,

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 3 points 1 week ago

Number 15: Schmarby's Bigfoot Lettuce

[–] NineMileTower 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 1 week ago

I knew I saved this image for something. Now to find a use for the other thousands 😅

(not all of horses vomiting)

[–] chuckleslord 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank the gods horses can't actually vomit.

Also, AI should be labeled

[–] OldManBOMBIN 0 points 1 week ago

I left it in the state in which it was found. Floating in the wild, waiting to be saved to some mad man's device. Free of the burden of labels, for it is merely a picture of a vomiting horse, and not a world-changing phenomenon.

[–] Zachariah 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why are there leaves in the bar?

[–] NineMileTower 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] uservoid1 2 points 1 week ago

A typical night after a match

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 2 points 1 week ago

What does a panda have in common with your ex-boyfriend?

I invite one over and he eats shoots and leaves.