Shiting the floor and not being able to comprehend English would give me a long face to.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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A horse walks into a convenience store,
Thank the gods horses can't actually vomit.
Also, AI should be labeled
I left it in the state in which it was found. Floating in the wild, waiting to be saved to some mad man's device. Free of the burden of labels, for it is merely a picture of a vomiting horse, and not a world-changing phenomenon.
Now this is funny
I knew I saved this image for something. Now to find a use for the other thousands 😅
(not all of horses vomiting)
Maybe the horse was just mad that the bartender didn't take its order first before launching into a joke
I mean really, that horse can drink a LOT of beer. Kinda missed out on a good customer.
His bank account is in the neigh-gatives, no wonder he got kicked out.
I don't think we can bet on saddling him with that. He hoofed it outa there on his own.
Why are there leaves in the bar?
Why, why are there leaves in a bar?
What does a panda have in common with your ex-boyfriend?
I invite one over and he eats shoots and leaves.
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