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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If only limiting my precious black tea consumption actually made a difference to my quality of life!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, how about the world is on fucking fire and we are getting squeezed for all we're worth?

I can't wait to go back to being a peasant for my lord, but yeah, the issue is my second coffee today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It's the wet fart on top of the big pile of shit I guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

No thanks, I'd rather merc myself.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I see I'm not alone. But I drink tea like a civilized person.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well stop so you can get some sleep

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I will continue to kneecap myself and I will continue to complain. Non negotiable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

🫖 Valid choice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It seems you come here without reading anything and with your preconceived notions that I'll listen to you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

My good sir, you're a sir of distinction.

[–] confusedbytheBasics 4 points 2 days ago

Ive tried absolutely nothing and I'm all out of ideas!

[–] RedditWanderer 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
[–] Venicon 4 points 2 days ago

Tom Cardy, outstanding.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Tom Cardy should be treasured.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Alright, I will do it. I will only drink coffee just before going to bed and watch stuff on my tablet/ phone in bed.