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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I've been wondering: what's with Americans and their obsession with ranch dressing.

It's just your version of tsatsiki, isn't it?

[–] Chef_Boyargee 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] idunnololz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Chef_Boyargee 3 points 3 days ago

Something like that. Tell you what, fill β€˜er up with some Valentina, and you can keep the Ranch.

[–] TwoBeeSan 2 points 3 days ago

Unironically one of the grossed things seen online

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maaaan, gimme some mild buttermilk ranch in that volume and I’ll bring the chicken wings and pizza.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I think people who don't like ranch don't understand that there's actual ranch, buttermilk ranch, and mayonnaise with herbs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which one is the runny one they have at good restaurants? I’d love to have that recipe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you ever find yourself within driving distance of a Wing Stop fast food joint, they have the best ranch I’ve ever had.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah, the best ranch can be found at Amigos, a fast food chain in Nebraska. It's so much of a thing here that they have a dedicated ranch station in all of the restaurants and even package it and sell the ranch in local grocery stores.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

These are big words. I just spent the last 30 minutes trying to get Amigos to ship across the country and they won’t unless I spend $100.

But I found this recipe, so I think I’m gonna give it a try.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Nebraska/comments/2rc4nn/amigos_ranch_dressing_recipe/

[–] Kryptkravler 12 points 3 days ago

Cheers I'll Drink to That Bro

[–] aeronmelon 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My mom would fill that thing with iced tea.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 12 points 4 days ago

Iced ranch is better.

[–] dingus 10 points 4 days ago

I'd be in heaven

[–] Crashumbc 4 points 3 days ago

Never been a big ranch guy. Blue cheese was my go to.

[–] NineMileTower 3 points 3 days ago

Jet's Ranch is best ranch