I'm not going to read any of this: but that title reads like cops using evidence for pleasure and blaming rats.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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I had a much funnier image in my head, but you’re probably right.
Anal consumption of drugs works just fine, at least I can report it does with ecstasy and heroin. But it's not polite at a party.
Depends on what kind of party it is.
At a rave, I don't think people would mind much.
At your grandmother's 75th birthday party, though? Even better!
Could be both, cops are pissed that the rats are getting into the supply.
I read it, and it sure sounds exactly like what you're saying.
Perhaps not, they could be selling it on the side. Arrest their competitors, sieze their product, sell it to their customers, blame Master Splinter.
I'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.
I'd like to nominate those fuckin rats for second prize.
Always knew that they could do it! I have the following message of congratulations for them:
Sure… It was the rats that ate all the drugs…
This little piggy..
In theaters this summer: Cocaine Rats
I’d watch that.
Wasn't that Frank Zappa's backing band in the 80s?
Cops: "Get out of there!"
Rats:
Everybody is blaming the crack rats but no one wants to blame the meth mics.
Houston Mayor John Whitmire says, “The rats are the only ones enjoying it.”
I 100% believe you, mayor, I absolutely do.
Oh yeah, ok, sure bud. All those missing drugs are because of rats.
This is obviously a cover-up. The cops would have shot the rats otherwise.
So it's not cocaine bear, but cocaine rats???
pigs vs rats, get ready to rumble
the rats’ newfound vice has made them tougher than your average rodent.
The Rat Lieutenant: Port of Call Houston