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[–] regrub 54 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's a bold promise. Let's see if X will be held liable when it makes a misdiagnosis

[–] mkwt 15 points 6 days ago

Forget that. You need to complete a 510(k) premarket notification minimum to even be able to make a claim like that.

Civil penalties are $15k per violation. Criminal charges are possible.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
  • 👦 User: “I cut myself and am bleeding profusely”
  • 🤖 Bot: “It seems you have a medical emergency”
  • 💩 Musk: “Bot can diagnose medical injuries”
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I used an LLM today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain

[–] SmackemWittadic 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Damn, next line being "the only thing that's real" is 100% factual in this situation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It will let you down

It will make you hurt

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

You know, my entire life there's been stories, fables, plays, movies, games about very rich men. Most of the time they're incredibly smart. Impossible to attaine. Respected by even thier worst enemies, and able to achieve things no one could imagine. For or against, you knew they were naturally formidable. You knew they were geniuses that only the best had a chance of countering.

...And then there's Elon Musk, the worlds richest 14 year old.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

sheriff of Nottingham vibes. dumb and slimy. probably smells bad too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Your majesty, please stop me if I'm wrong about this... but wasn't your mole... on the other side?

I have a mole!?

[–] Red_October 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Elon Musk's greatest, most valuable contribution to civilization, is his tireless effort to disprove the myth of billionaire exceptionalism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Ha! Very true

[–] Anticorp 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Those stories were written by authors beholden to those men, so of course they're represented in the best possible light. As for fictional characters, well yeah, we need a little fantasy to deal with reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lex Luther was not written how he is because anyone was behilden to rich people.

[–] Anticorp 1 points 5 days ago

That's the fantasy part of my comment.

[–] mkwt 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

FDA would like to know your location.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Get out of here you RFK! I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Go stand by mutilated cows and feed your dammed crow somewhere else! Wacko.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Please state the nature of your medical emergency"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago
[–] anas 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That’s a bold claim, would be unfortunate if one were to sue Musk over any incorrect medical information provided by grok.

[–] Anticorp 5 points 5 days ago

He would bankrupt them in court and not be inconvenienced in the slightest.

[–] Evotech 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can it reject health insurance claims too?

[–] Poach 3 points 6 days ago

That costs extra

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tahl_eN 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah thank you. I'm not going to bother asking what he stole the name from.

[–] Tahl_eN 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Yeah i figured it was something cool. He has no imagination.
I hate that im in his age range and will hear about him the rest of my life.

[–] Old_Yharnam 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You would have to be a giant fucking idiot to use GROK for medical diagnosis

[–] Duamerthrax 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They should add a new category to Darwin Awards.

edit: Is there a Twitter Death tracker like with Tiktok? Almost two years without an update?

[–] pyre 1 points 5 days ago

or anything else tbh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

"Hi there. This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me."

[–] metallic_substance 3 points 5 days ago

This post reads like it was titled by ChatGPT beta.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 5 days ago

Can we pass a law that prevents him from being allowed to name things that adults use, please?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, I can too, the diagnoses just won't be 100% correct or useful.

[–] Red_October 3 points 5 days ago

But can you also consume the energy output of a small American town in the process?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about onions.