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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like me a dong that’s absolutely TINY flaccid, and like 5-7” erect. Put basically nothing in your mouth, takeout a SLAB OF MEAT. Magic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a good life ngl. 11/10 experience as a trans fem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It's only small in Africa and South America.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you click/tap the bananas in the title, you get larger picture than the preview image generated by Lemmy.

I think this was shared as a link and that caused it to parse this way (though I could be wrong).

[–] Anticorp 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tapping the bananas does nothing in Voyager.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I checked now and you are right. What I write is still true for the web client though.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The last time I saw a study on this, there was way less variation between country averages. This also seems to very much confirm existing social biases, which I'd be wary of.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yep, was going to mention a study from a few years ago that threw out most of this data as junk since they found many were counting stretched flaccid as "erect".

[–] Anticorp -1 points 1 month ago

Stereotypes usually have some truth to them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

So I'm from the south of the Netherlands. A two hour drive gets me from here, all the way trough Belgium into France.

And apparently in that distance the average girth goes all the way from the top of the scale to the bottom.

Ain't that something

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder how you would even get those flaccid measurements, I mean it's not like the size doesn't vary depending on the circumstances.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Lot of these numbers are self reported, so measurement error is not really the primary problem...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I was in the pool!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't that the cartoon about emergency management canines that can talk and drive cars?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You are thinking of Paw Patrol. Penis patrol is tasked with measuring dongs so that average men can feel a little better. Wierdly, also animated k9s in uniform.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 2 points 1 month ago

Oh I've heard of that one, they sell licensed lotion or something at my local pharmacy. I'm not really sure what it is though, I don't have children.

[–] Anticorp 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you have a non-compressed version? It's all just blur on my phone app.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks, that worked. Quite a different picture than porno videos paints, especially circumference. Also geeze, what an unfair world between the largest and smallest, we're talking twice the size!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Also, it's nice to know I'm above average ^in^thailand

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Ah, North Korea. Now I get it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Saudi Arabia #120, 4.88 inches

Bro don't out us like that, i'm trying my best 😭

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hum... YA, me too. Exactly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

At least, maybe even a country they die not find yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Well, I had to be better than average at something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

#69? Nice...

[–] Noodle07 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't understand the circumference one? How did they measure that one?

Edit: nvm OK, I'm doing way better than I thought... Hey anyone want some top French baguette!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess 16th is not too bad

[–] Kiwi_fella 1 points 1 month ago

Brother. This is the truth.

[–] shalafi 2 points 1 month ago

Short. Skinny. 7.5" dong.

Broke up with a gf, much yelling.

"Well look at you! You're scrawny, you're an alcoholic, if you didn't have such a big dick you wouldn't be worth nothin'!"

Uh, stipulated, I guess?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago
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