this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I have no data to support this, but guessing MJ users might even be less likely to do this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago

Can confirm, I only beat my wife when I'm not high

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

too high to think about any reason to beat their spouses

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Not currently high, but unless maybe your wife is a billionaire or multimillionaire ceo, I can't really think of any reasons either...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

When they are a nazi, maybe

But then you wouldn't have married but assassinated, probably.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

I was going to beat my wife... but she's all the way on the other side of the couch... and there's chips right here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Typisch Bullenschweine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

I beat my wife at Mario Kart and now she won't play me anymore.