My sister and I know our brother was actually found in a toilet factory.
Context: as kids, we once passed by a building during a road trip with a sign that said "sibling's name's toilet factory" and have been giving him shit about it ever since.
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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Giving him shit about it
Are you one of my siblings?
My cousin is eight. They were very confused by the reference to twenty-five. The rest of the family gave me funny looks too.
YMMV.
Update: I've realised my mistake. My cousin isn't my sibling. Actually I better check that .. brb.
I miss Florkofcows comics.
Lil bro looks thrilled
Look how happy the little turd looks!!
I think being chosen is better than being born into. Being chosen means being wanted. Being born into means they had no other option.
Yeah but what if they're turning 35?