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Elf on a shelf, and now..... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] satanmat 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pissed on a fist?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah pretty damn good. Better than burnin for urine.

[–] kamenlady 2 points 1 month ago

I hope you are doing better. Assuming, that's the reason for the piss test.

Urinary retention ain't fun at all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yellow on a fellow?

Piss on a wris...t?

Urine on Martin Van Buren?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

WIN.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mouth works better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Replying for a friend 🙄

[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what the fuck did you do to the elf doll that has you getting piss tested?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't judge me.

[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 1 month ago

nah, I'll leave that to St. Nick and his elf snitch squad