It’s not a spider 🤓
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
384 points (96.2% liked)
Funny
6894 readers
973 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
"Daddy longlegs" may refer to harvestmen, crane flies, or cellar spiders, so some daddies longlegs actually are real spiders.
Not my daddies
#LadyCrime #NotMyDaddies #Feminism
- John Oliver
--Michael Scott
The best comment I've seen for this one on a different post:
SCIENTIST 1: Then.... Why don't we name it Leather Daddy Long Legs?
SCIENTIST 2: Hmmm... Too kinky, but I like where your head is.
What are you doing step spider
daddy 😩
Oma Langbein
/de
Long legs Lenore!