this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Object oriented programming is endless class struggle.

Pure functional programming is freedom from state.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OCaml enjoyers anyone? 🐫

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

ocaml: the socdem of programming languages

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"In politics, nothing is immutable"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Based haskell ;p

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Not a single problem of the class struggle has ever been solved in history except by violence."

~ Vladimir Lenin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's why they call it a standup. Because it's supposed to go on until there is only one person left standing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

he’s so real for this

[–] marcos 2 points 1 year ago

Haskell developers are just terrified of overloading classes for some reason.