So what music do you listen to? Me: ... can I just show you my playlists?
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Turns job interview into lecture about 40k.
I am a (checks pants) Guy who lives in (checks Id) New Jersey State correctional facility, and I like (looks desperately around room for something he likes) that clock.
Someone asks me what's a good show or movie to watch
Me who has watched all of them: "I don't know"
On my first date, I arrived at the restaurant and when my date arrived she had pockets full of bugs. She told me she was the bug queen and that it was her destiny to clean all the bugs in the world. That same evening she bit me on the back and I transformed into the bugman, I grew 10,000 arms and all my eyes were turned into madden 2008. We got married later that same night. A memory we will both look back fondly on.
I... feel seen... this 100% happened to me in a job interview before... I didn't get that job.
What kinds of things do you for fun? What's the hardest part of your job?
Me: buffers continuously
What’s the hardest part of your job?
Showing up.
What's your age?
forgets year
Joe Biden when the moderator asks him a question during the debate: ⬆️
"Joe Biden when the moderator asks him a question during the debate: ⬆️"
This is what you sound like.
"Joe Biden when the moderator asks him a question during the debate: ⬆️"
This is what you sound like.