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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can also boil them, mash them or stick them in a stew.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry what are we talking about? Can you say it again, very slowly, and enunciate carefully?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Pro...bate...hoes

[–] dohpaz42 5 points 1 day ago

Don’t forget making homemade grenade launchers with them.

[–] mossberg590 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Corn has entered the chat....

[–] finitebanjo 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I just wish it were nutritionally any good for us.

Corn is:

  • Liquid Sugar Replacement (worse than sugar)
  • Starch (higher calorie, difficult to digest)
  • Cattle Feed (they also can't digest it, leading to gut rott)
  • Fuel (can't eat fuel)

But I can down several bags of Frito Lays Cornchips. Honey BBQ Twists are the bomb. If they sold those in family or party size I'd probably have fatty liver disease.

[–] SkunkWorkz 5 points 1 day ago

Yep basically no nutritional value besides providing glucose. It’s why people in South America whose diet has been mostly corn and corn based products are super short.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

(worse than sugar)

Eh, that's not settled science. It's terribly complex and we don't really know.

There's some research that seems to suggest all sugars are really bad for you, even those from fruits.

I'm any case, any added sugar is for sure bad for you.

[–] Valmond 1 points 1 day ago

Added or not, sugar is bad for you. You can get liver disease by eating fruit.

That said, processed sugar is worse because it is more easily taken up by the body and makes the insuline response worse.

Also, processed food is bad for you on top of sugars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Snoop’s favorite munchie ^

[–] finitebanjo 2 points 1 day ago

I wasn't even aware of that.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait til you find out about corn

[–] mcz 2 points 1 day ago

One word: brassica. Ok, two: brassica oleracea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus, I need my eyes checked. And my mind. I did not read it as "corn" at first glance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read it as com at first.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Mental keming

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Making vodka from potatoes (instead of grain) was so awesome that the woman who did it became the first female university professor in Sweden.

Edit: no it wasn't Martha Stewart you fucking idiot

[–] lazycouchpotato 7 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And onions. The trifecta of going in everything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Cassava/manioc/yuca: I'm you, but better.

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