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Kemi Badenoch “will not touch bread if it’s moist.”

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[–] TheDuffmaster 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

“What’s a lunch break? Lunch is for wimps,” she shot back. “I have food brought in and I work and eat at the same time. There’s no time … Sometimes I will get a steak.”

Where do they find these weirdos??? What's crazy is a steak brought to you for lunch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

She's trying hard to be another Trump, constantly flinging out dead cats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Now that sounds like the kind of person who would fight for the working class!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

They just banned the most effective healthcare for trans youths (pausing puberty until they're old enough to decide what they want) and the media are running stories about samwhiches

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

To paraphrase Jaden Smith, "How can sandwiches be real if our mouths aren't real?"

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's more profound than the original quote

[–] Gamoc 5 points 4 days ago

Not saying much, I've heard farts that were more profound.