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UK Tory leader: Sandwiches aren’t real (www.politico.eu)

submitted 5 days ago by dantheclamman to c/nottheonion

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Kemi Badenoch “will not touch bread if it’s moist.”

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's more profound than the original quote

[–] Gamoc 5 points 4 days ago

Not saying much, I've heard farts that were more profound.