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[–] Zachariah 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon 1 points 5 days ago

Due to interdimensional events.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If I printed something like this out, and stuck it to a door in a public establishment, I wonder if anyone would take it down? I suspect they would, but it would be interesting to find out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you make it look official enough. Then it’s the same as carrying a ladder and wearing working clothes - nobody questions it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ironically a yellow fluorescent jacket makes you invisible. Combine that with a random lanyard and they probably let you into the pentagon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

As someone who's been that guy quite a few times, no. It's hard enough to talk my way into a secure area even when I'm supposed to be there. Places like government buildings absolutely do not let you in without the right credentials.

[–] Anticorp 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm guessing that alcohol was more responsible for whatever event led to this sign than the ouija board.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 10 points 6 days ago
[–] TexasDrunk 7 points 6 days ago

Alcohol did nothing wrong.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It'd be kind of strange to enter an establishment and not see Ouija boards everywhere.

[–] HoneyMustardGas 11 points 6 days ago

"C'mon, let's go find a place that's spirit realm inclusive!"

[–] SidewaysHighways 7 points 6 days ago

Yeah what the fuck

[–] niktemadur 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Is Stacey fucking my boyfriend?"

Y...
E...

"Alright that's enough, c'mere bitch..." as she lunged at her.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This is the real answer because YES and NO are their own things on the board; they don't need to be spelled. 😌

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Clearly people weren't ending sessions properly, leaving spirits stuck and overcrowded in the establishment.

[–] Jerkface 7 points 6 days ago

Always free your spallocs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

"Seth summoned the ghost of his Nana and forgot to release her. That was three months ago. She's still here and she keeps moving shit around behind the bar. Last week she swapped all the kegs around and filled the ice maker with clamato. Real fuckin' funny Nana!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I think it's probably because some chrizzo complained, but I hope they're actually alluding to paranormal activity

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Using ouija boards as serving trays and food carrying boards was certainly a bold move.

[–] Emptiness 3 points 5 days ago

Due to bad reviews "Got food poisoning. Died. / Ghost"

[–] ebolapie 2 points 6 days ago

ah yeah, the ouija incident

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

What about a Planchette? It's not the Ouija board...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Spirit Lives Matter

This place is bigoted