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[–] JusticeForPorygon 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] setsneedtofeed 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

spoilerTerry is genetically Bruce's son because the government put DNA altering tech (NANOMACHINES, SON) into a flu shot they gave to Terry's dad so that his sperm would genetically be Bruce Wayne's. Then later the government was going to murder Terry's parents so he would get traumatized and become Batman.

Yes it's real, yes it's stupid. The show is still great. (The reveal also happens in a Justice League episode so you don't even have to skip over it while watching the show.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thanks, i really wanted to know but i dont have the free time for a rewatch.

I watched the show but I didn't get to follow the story well because back in my day we couldn't just stream a show we had to watch a certain TV channel at a certain time and oh fuck I'm old.

[–] setsneedtofeed 3 points 1 month ago

The show is easily watchable in bits and pieces. As long as you understand the basic premise (Bruce Wayne got old and retired as Batman, a teen discovered his secret and is now the new Batman in a cyberpunk future, crime fighting under the guidance of Bruce) then it is as episodic as any of the other DC cartoons of the time.

[–] setsneedtofeed 22 points 1 month ago

Welcome to the Kinoplex.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

The intro went so hard

[–] FoxyGrandpa 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That show is awesome, my brothers and I still use shway to this day

[–] setsneedtofeed 3 points 1 month ago

It's shwarbage.

[–] iconherder 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

One of my favourite shows growing up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's almost as good as Gargoyles