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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We just gonna ignore that its twice as tall as the Great Pyramid? This is one of the greatest discoveries in history, let's fucking bury it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I looked at a bunch of different articles about this pyramid but none of them gave that height aside from this one. It has to be a mistake or typo right? There's no way a 1000 ft pyramid is just hanging out with no public or archaeology interest, right??

[–] Uruanna 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a picture of the structure before reburial, you can see people on top of it and some tractor at the bottom, definitely a whole extra 0 in the article.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

But that's less fun :(

[–] Sanctus 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Damn she cut the funding by 45% and then told Canada they are jealous of Mexican culture? Do you care about culture Claudia? Why is everyone in this hemisphere so jacked to the right. What's the point of this if we dont learn all we can about ourselves?

[–] TunaCowboy 6 points 1 day ago

Why is everyone in this hemisphere so jacked to the right.

Because these kinds of people are the ones that seek/crave power. I know I can't be arsed.